so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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