he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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