Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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