How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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