Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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