I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
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just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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