My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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