We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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