Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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