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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.

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  And it tastes incredible.

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  And I have chest pains.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up

  (701): View more from North Dakota

  Shania Twain would have been proud

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• (408): View more from California

  I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.

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• (760): View more from California

  Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?

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  The other one.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  tuscaloosa is terrifying

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  like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin

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  there is no mercy here

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• (415): View more from California

  I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS

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