Apparently you make a good broom.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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