We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.