that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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