For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
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