oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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