Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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