4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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