So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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