Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
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What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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