So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
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my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
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Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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