My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
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you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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