i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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