So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
This is my gift to your gina
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF