Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(908): View more from New Jersey

So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?

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(407): View more from Florida

I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?

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(815): View more from Illinois

He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?

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(708): View more from Illinois

Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.

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(512): View more from Texas

When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man

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(319): View more from Iowa

You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..

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(248): View more from Michigan

Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF

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