I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
