I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
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You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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