He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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