Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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