Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
