k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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