i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
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This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
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My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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