Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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