i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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