ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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