Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
