Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Be still, my beating vagina.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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