is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
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The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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