cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
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