Having a random hookup so left but love u
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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