He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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