bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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