like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
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Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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