Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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