it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
