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  Kiss

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  Puke

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Have you learned any life lessons?

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  I like big butts and I cannot lie.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?

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  followup question: what if both somones were me?

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.

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• (607): View more from New York

  You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think

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• (631): View more from New York

  I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT

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