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I think my fart just growled at me.

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(203): I think my fart just growled at me. http://tfl.nu/gjsq

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Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous

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Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.

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(215): Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous (610): Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference. http://tfl.nu/p378

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(518): View more from New York

After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"

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(518): After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you" http://tfl.nu/k4ce

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers

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(617): i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers http://tfl.nu/ovgd

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(304): View more from West Virginia

you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands

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(304): you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands http://tfl.nu/eruj

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house

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(814): love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house http://tfl.nu/d9cn

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash

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(570): So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash http://tfl.nu/zmae

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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.

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(519): I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here. http://tfl.nu/gd63

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When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.

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(505): When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets. http://tfl.nu/r3xp

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening

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(321): I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening http://tfl.nu/wlci

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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester

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(216): blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester http://tfl.nu/2842

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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.

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(623): That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party. http://tfl.nu/6ozh

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She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.

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(307): She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse. http://tfl.nu/k440

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(773): View more from Illinois

I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.

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(773): I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful. http://tfl.nu/5jgt

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(518): View more from New York

Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.

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(518): Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong. http://tfl.nu/bkiv

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