White coat. Heels.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
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Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Terrible idea I love it