is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
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I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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