I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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