She's JV to your varsity
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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