There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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