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I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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