My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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He felt like a one man threesome
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
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I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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