If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
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Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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