She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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