So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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