Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
A+ Viking dick
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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