i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
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