I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse