Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
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Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
MIDGETS
????
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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