And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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